octopoteuthis deletron

What does five-and-a-half inches mean to you? For a squid it means unconditional love – male or female alike.

Living alone in the dark at the bottom of the pacific ocean has more to do with this same sex-sex relationship then the discovery of gay squid. Few details are known about Octopoteuthis deletron and its unusual mating ritual of embedding sperm into the flesh of its partner, but Octopoteuthis is among the first spineless invertebrates discovered to mate with the same sex. In a study based on 108 individual squid, equal numbers of males and females were embedded with sperm proving that doesn’t matter how deep your love is, as long as its 2,500 feet.

Two of them, in fact. Go see for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Perfectly arched and all.

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The Little Girl and the Wolf
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. “Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?” asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.

When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother’s house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.

Moral:
It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.
– James Thurber, from Fables for Our Time
and Illustrated Poems, 1945

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Or maybe that’s just Robert Downey Jr., but I fear without the slightly neurotic and insanely brilliant turn of the century character features I wouldn’t be happy. A lived in five O’clock shadow and waistcoats. Hot.  

I wonder how tall he is? I have this belief that every guy in Hollywood is really short and they just make them appear taller, like Arnold in Conan or something. Get off the box, gentlemen,…wait, and be what, Tom Cruise? Well, forget that. I guess I’ll have to come to terms with my own height issues, too bad I don’t have any! So, here’s to hoping that a sequel is under way because I’ll be first in virtual line at Fandango.

But the real reason for this post is to say I will be posting more, I’m in the works for changing a few things and the semester has been pretty busy. Plus try and type with a two year old and two chihuahuas on your lap.

I saw this on another wordpress blog. I love things like this. And yes, the modern art one is my favorite.